Dalaran

Hello. I’m Valarax (Euthinasia), GM of Dalaran. I’ve been in MC since April 2019 – in that time, I’ve eaten all the bacon and eggs that you have. I’m sorry, I think you misheard me. I said ALL the bacon and eggs. I’ve played WoW since Vanilla at around the time Naxx 40 came out, and I regret nothing. The end. When I’m not slaying demons in Azeroth or consuming turf n’ turf, whiskey (because clear liquor is for rich women on diets) and cigars, I enjoy the things a simple man likes: Pretty dark-haired women (like my wife) and breakfast food (again – ALL THE EGGS AND BACON YOU HAVE). I play this game enough to have a max level of each class. Over my time in this game, I have done it all. PvP, Mythic Raiding, Mythic+15s, Pet Battling, Achievement Chasing, and even a little bit of Role-Playing.

Outside of WoW, I have a wonderful wife and 3 amazing kids. I’m a lifelong resident of Southern California: Nice place to visit, but you might not want to live there. By trade, I’m an electrician, so I’m probably the most qualified in the guild to remove your shorts and check your box – we can talk more about that later. When I’m not making things spark, I like to make things out of wood and other items. I’m pretty creative with the most mundane objects – you could say I’m good at making something out of nothing. But normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.